Tyler asked me to write this via email before he pulls the trigger on my suspension. He has told me that I've gone over the line repeatedly and my chances are up. No longer will I be able to rile all of you up with my double entendres and innuendoes. I need to remain as completely balanced as Fox News and Keith Olbermann from here on out.
I apologize to all of you for any distress I may have caused over the past years. I will not appeal this suspension and accept it fully. See you in a week.